The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 608 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.898 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 322 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,820 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody knows why the caged Join Lily sings, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 608's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 608 is ranked 186,971^st in the world and 4,646^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 330.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.